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Which leads me to wondering---what is Kate Moss up to these days?

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That’s a good question!

Surely she can’t still be recovering from her 50th birthday celebrations, which is about when I heard about her last? 😂

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Well, I pressed on to find out. What does Kate Moss do now? "She started her own business, the Kate Moss Agency, in 2016, and launched the career of daughter Lila Grace, now 21. Lila Grace has become a modelling star in her own right, and an advocate for juvenile diabetes, wearing her insulin pump on the runway."

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Do you think Kate pressure-washes the runway down?

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Jun 2·edited Jun 2Liked by Kate Darracott

And by 'runway' you mean? Maybe I should censor my thoughts/interpretations here!

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May 31·edited May 31Liked by Kate Darracott

Just today. But it wasn't on the street, it was in the hot food section of AJ's Fine Food Store (I was there for lunch with my coworkers). Apparently, I resemble his ex--not a good thing, obvi--and he was having heart palps until he saw my face and clarified for himself that I, in fact, was NOT his ex. LOL #BooBitch! Also, what's with the moss? And where the hell do you live that you have to use a power washer to remove it? LOL

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That’s so funny about the mistaken identity! 😂

Power-washing drives and paving stones is quite normal here, south of London, maybe we do have particularly sticky moss… especially if you leave it for a few years! 😉😘

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🤣🤣that photo! Congratulations on your celebrity status, I’m still working on mine! 🧡

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I’ve signed up for @marievandoorne’s AI imagery course, which looks like a lot of fun!

The images should get more ridiculous once I’ve completed it! 🤓

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May 31Liked by Kate Darracott

Your writing , not you’re writing! Dang autocorrect

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Thanks Alice! 😘

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May 31Liked by Kate Darracott

You’re writing always always puts a smile on my face!

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Still laughing up a lung here:

“Gencraft AI’s stab at me pressure washing… I forgot to tell it I don’t normally don full make-up for this task… and I haven’t just had a stroke.”

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May 31Liked by Kate Darracott

My favourite bit of the picture is your thumb blending in with the tromboney bit

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Wow, yes! I hadn’t even noticed that!

Excellent eye for detail! 👏😘

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And the glasses merging with you eyebrows. Can I have your autograph please Kate? Before you get too famous. I love you writing 😘😘

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Hee hee, thanks Jo, I hope it made you smile!

I’ll pop a Sharpie in my pocket for our dinner in a couple of weeks! 😘

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It’s fun for the first hour, and then the following five are a bit of a drag. Nice to look at the before and after! 🥰

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