Oh, this made me laugh out loud in several places! 'Sorry I shat on your rug' and '£1,000 is quite reasonable to cover up that you’ve been caught wanking in front of your girlfriend’s pet dog' were particular highlights! 😂 As a fellow 'unemployable' person (although a far, far less successful one than you!), you have given me hope!
Oh, this made me laugh out loud in several places! 'Sorry I shat on your rug' and '£1,000 is quite reasonable to cover up that you’ve been caught wanking in front of your girlfriend’s pet dog' were particular highlights! 😂 As a fellow 'unemployable' person (although a far, far less successful one than you!), you have given me hope!
Hee hee, I’m glad it made you laugh!
There’s always hope, particularly for unemployable, creative, overthinking, control freaks like ourselves, I’m sure! 🙌