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Aug 10Liked by Kate Darracott

That brought a smile to my face... if I had a penny I'd be sitting in a cafe in Morocco sipping mint tea with a handsome man named Mohamed. 🤣☕️

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Sounds dreamy… and very well thought through. 🤭

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Aug 10Liked by Kate Darracott

I was recently in Morocco so that one came naturally 🤗

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Aug 10Liked by Kate Darracott

I have also never heard anyone who isn’t a douche use the phrase “live by the sword, die by the sword”. (sorry not sorry!)

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I don't even know what that means? They like a fight? 😳

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Just remove the "s" from "sword" and fix the problem.

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Wise (s)words!

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Aug 10Liked by Kate Darracott

I hate “Can I ask you a question?” - you just did, mate.

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Totally with you on that one! 😂

"Can I punch you in the face?"

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Most tiresome phrase..."do you know what I mean?" (If I knew what you meant I probably wouldn't be listening...)

If I had a penny I'd be chuffed to bits because they (and cash generally) are pretty hard to come by now!

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That's a good point!

What is the updated phrase?

"If I had 0.000000000054638327894 of a bitcoin, I'd be...." 😂

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That is quite literally beyond funny!

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Ohh, Lynda, you reminded me of... "do you hear me now?" 😂

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Aug 29Liked by Kate Darracott

“If I had a penny, I’d place it on the train tracks, in order to have it smashed by the train, and retrieve it, yielding a unique keepsake.” What? You never did that as a youth?

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No need, there was a machine at a theme park near us that you could put a penny in and turn the handle loads of times and out came your squashed penny! 😂

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Perhaps it was designed so kids wouldn’t play by the railway line. 😂

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Aug 30Liked by Kate Darracott

Safety first!

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Aug 13Liked by Kate Darracott

I’m from Erie, PA, and we have a phrase “It’s a horse a piece.” My brother in law, who is not from Erie hates it because he doesn’t understand it.

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Hee hee, I can't even guess on this one!

On behalf of your brother and I, can you explain it?

Are horses the common currency there? That's my best guess. 😉

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Aug 13Liked by Kate Darracott

It means that there is no difference between the two options that are being presented to you. For example, if you took Route A or Route B, and they both are five minutes long- it’s a horse a piece.

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Aha!

We say "six of one and half a dozen of the other" in those instances! 😂

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Aug 12Liked by Kate Darracott

When life gives you aids…. Make lemonaids

Most tiresome phrases- “it is what it is.” “Living the dream.”

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Aug 11Liked by Kate Darracott

Verging on waltonesque homestead happiness .... now add some goats and hens and you'll be in heaven 🥰

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Don’t forget the Black-faced sheep! 😉

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But you really should see the Seychelles (and La Digue)! Lemons always make me think of that battle between Vince Vaughn and Jen Aniston in The Break-Up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wc_mZ86ypg I'll think on a tiresome phrase but there's one that makes me smirk on our local dad jokey radio station: If life hands you melons, you're probably dyslexic. Thanks for the zesty, tart read, as always!

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Hee hee, love the melons line! I’ve genuinely not heard that before! 😂👏

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I have many many words and phrases that annoy me hugely and I spent the day letting the idea stew in my brain to decide on the winner. I think it is the use of the word 'journey' outside the travel context, eg my 'cancer journey' etc etc etc

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Oooh that’s a good one…

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Love this. Here’s mine- Screw lemons. When life gives you lemonade drink up.

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Aug 10Liked by Kate Darracott

Tiresome phrase- “it’s always in the last place you look”. Well yea, you wouldn’t find something you’ve been looking for, then carry on looking.

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OMG yes!!! 👏

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Aug 10Liked by Kate Darracott

Lemons contain that itty word: "emo" in addition to their acid that requires sugar or salt or gin to be palatable. Great post. And I'm serious; this really happened: my lemon tree died while I was on vacation this summer.

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I love your writing - you just make sense!

My most tiresome phrase is when people answer a question with "Absolutely." Now that you know, you're going to hear it everywhere.

If I had a penny... I'd be at the bank.

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Hee hee, thank you Shelby!

I do use 'Absolutely' a lot though, so we must never meet. 😉

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You’re so cool, Kate - I’d make an exception for you.

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Phew! I’ll try and cut down on them.

Where do you stand on the over-use of ‘literally’?

#askingforafriend

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I’m really hugely a fan of the -ly words generally. I especially and literally appreciate appreciatively, definitely, extremely, and totally.

I absolutely have never met an adverb that I didn’t like except absolutely when it’s used to answer a podcaster’s question.

Your friend is safe with me.

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Thank heavens, I'll let her know. 😉

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If I had a penny for every person who stood up straight when they came near me, I'd be the wealthy posture police 😜

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I love the thought that you move about in a sea of good posture. 😂

PS: I don't mean to nag, but where's your first post? I'm still eagerly awaiting it! 😉 😘

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I love being nudged with velvet-toe boots, Kate! Thanks for asking. 🥰 Knowing that so many care is healing, especially while sidetracked with a "tiny" stroke that ONLY affected my right leg. But the hospital WiFi sucked!

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So sorry to hear about your mini stroke, that is the best excuse I’ve heard for missing a self-imposed deadline! 👏

I hope you have a very speedy recovery and am so relieved you’re back in ‘the zone’, albeit only WiFi for now. 😘

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My most tiresome phrase (that I have a love-hate relationship with) is the most-asked question from strangers who first see me, a woman at 6'5": "Did you play basketball?"

Well, duh dude 😁

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